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Sarah, 22. South Asian Womanist. Pro-lgbtqiap.

Current/Forever fandoms: parks and rec, broad city, oitnb, brooklyn nine-nine, pushing daisies, the west wing, luther, being human, etc.

Along with a slew of babe-ly life-ruining people whose faces/person I adore.

Politics: Falling off the left side of the page.

Amy Poehler is my hero.

Come say hi! =)

huffingtonpost:

The Best Of Twitter’s #MuslimApologies

If you believe what what some (at best misinformed, at worst bigoted) people say, Muslims have a lot to answer for.

For more #MuslimApologies go here.

For so long, all I wanted was for you to love me, to accept me. I thought it was my honor I wanted, but really, I was just trying to please you. You, my father, who banished me just for talking out of turn. My father, who challenged me, a thirteen-year-old boy, to an Agni Kai. How could you possibly justify a duel with a child?

(Source: la-vaniteuse)

asmilinggoddess:

IT’S OCTOBER, MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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phoenixrhythm:

SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS. SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS.

trappedunderrot:

#RELATIONSHIPGOALS

(Source: the-narddog)

jensuisdraws:

I hope you are happy now that you are choosing this

(Source: closetalkers)

“Lena Headey always dresses like the head of a vaguely post-apocalyptic punk enclave who has to dress well because the punk enclave demands it but who has clearly barely ground out her cigarette butt on the hand of a willing underling before the picture was taken.”

Genevieve Valentine (x)

I am flat serious about this, though:

2014 Emmys - Cocktail hour at the punk enclave, drinking blood-of-my-enemies-tinis and showing off jewelry made from the teeth of all those who partied too hard.

2012 Emmys - peignoir’ed for a quiet evening at home with the punk enclave, sipping moonshine and declaring anarchy.

2011 Emmys - Formalwear for an ambassadorial outing to represent the interests of Punk Enclave on the diplomatic scene. [Her clutch purse carries nothing but four pairs of bras knuckles - one set for her, and one set in case she a) wears out the first set or b) runs across someone cool who could use brass knuckles.]

2013 Emmys - It’s Garden Picnic Day at the punk enclave! (You can tell from the shoes; turns out even a punk enclave wouldn’t wear white after Labor Day.)

300: Rise of an Empire premiere - Casual Friday at the punk enclave.

And the 2014 SAG Awards - The specific but sublime “Oh, we’re posing for more pictures? Well, I hope you look at this dress until you puke, how’s that sound?” Day at the punk enclave.

(via questionabletastetheatre)

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unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

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janesfoster:

sisters. enemies. a s s a s s i n s.